Here lies Lully-vonbit
Who was a bully and loved to hit
But one day she hit glass too hard
And she died with glass shards in her arm
Here under this darkened earth lies the body of cheetos-bevet
Who would not stop eating doritos
His body grew fat and that was before he ate a cat
So his tummy exploded and that cat became a mat
Here lies Zapple the apple
Who was fatter than a cattle
Then one day he found a giant orange on the ground
Who found Zapple nice and juicy and ate poor Zapple up until he didn't say another sound
Hello my name is Lotte and welcome to my blog!
For the next two weeks for T shaped literacy we are doing different types of poems and today's poem was Epitaphs if you don't know what Epitaphs are they are short sayings engraved on deads peoples tombstones they are meant to sersos things but today we were experimenting with them being silly and funny. I hope you enjoy my three Epitaphs but I would recommend checking out my friends kaitlyn and elise's Epitaphs.
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